Monday, January 24, 2011

Wuxi, China man marries his underwear

The Supreme Court of Wuxi, China Expatdom today overturned the ban on Expats marrying their underwear.
 
The ruling means that Hans "dirty shorts" Zimmerman can marry his biege Stanfield-brand long johns.
 
Asked if he would be fateful to his long underwear during the hot steamy Wuxi, China summers, the German Wuxi Expat said "But that is all I wear in summer!"
 
 

4 comments:

  1. Yes, Xinhua News Agency ran this story yesterday, but your post was far-more comprehensive than their brief item, thank-you.

    However, if my memory serves me correctly, didn't that Swedish expat engineer named Lars
    Gunnar Lars-Ningstrom, living near Lihu about two years ago, marry his vacuum-cleaner hose?
    Not sure, but I think that Gorzo the M was the celebrant at the nuptials (?). Later heard that the happy couple spent their honeymoon in Abu Dhabi.

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  2. continental euros are wierd!

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  3. Ohhh, yes, now I remember THIS Hans Zimmerman.
    Had the misfortune to meet him in an expat bar last year.
    He was downing schnaps faster than a rat-up-a-rafter. Kept shouting "ich bin ein Dusseldorfer!!". Total mess.

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  4. He told me he was from Bavaria!

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