On Saturday, the biggest gathering of people in all of human history gathered at Wuxi's Taihu Square to witness the coronation of Gorzo the Mighty as King of Wuxi Expats. Among the attendees were such luminaries as Pope Benedict XVI, Don Cherry, Mark Steyn, former U.S. Presidents George Bush, Pamela Anderson, Don Rickles, Bobby Orr, Joe Namath, Maradona, Madonna, and Simbad the Comedian.
The highlight of the coronation was Gorzo the Mighty's speech in which he had the crowd dancing to "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy", and "What was Robinson Crusoe doing with Friday on a Saturday Night?"
The coronation ceremony ended with the a mass stomping on one million painted portraits of the previous King of Wuxi, the economist Paul Krugman, and Michael Moore.
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