Beleagured Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi's proposed Summit
talks with Gorzo the Mighty in Wuxi, have been cancelled, according to
A Wuxi Expatdom media release late last night.
The talks, scheduled to commence on January 28th, now appear to be
"shrouded in fog", according to the spokesperson. Responding to, an at-times,
chaotic media conference, Wuxi Expatdom officials responded to a barrage of questions.
They said that "maybe Julian Assange could act as mediator between Wuxi and Rome.
But first we want to know what the Nanjing and Shanghai Expatdoms positions will be.
We are in accord with the Pontiff - that spiritual and moral roots would not be compromised."
In what is becoming an increasingly-deepening crisis, further confusion arose today, after
the head of Suzhou Expatdom said that they would be "deeply touched" if Mr Berlusconi could
visit there. "he will be received warmly", the statement added, and, that
" we have pole-dancers aplenty for the Italian PM's visit, provided he can stay out of the nick".
Those Italians are nuts.
ReplyDeleteI hope there aren't too many of them in Wuxi Expatdom.