Four million Wuxi, China Expats take off their clothes

In a show of unsolicited and uncoerced love, four million Wuxi Expats took off their clothes to show their allegiance and love for their current king, Gorzo the Mighty.  The spontaneous demonstration took place on Wuxi's 1912 Bar Street on Thursday night as part of the ongoing year of celebration of the current King of Wuxi Expatdom's coronation.  It was also demonstration of disgust for the previous King of Wuxi Expatdom, who is now seen as having been a tyrant and a nudist.

Said a Wuxiren onlooker: "I have never ever seen so many laowai before!"