Chuck Norris, the most virile man in Human history, is to visit Wuxi, China Expatdom in March 2011 to meet Gorzo the Mighty, King of Wuxi, China Expatdom.
Norris and Gorzo, besides making a whole lot of trade deals, solving world problems, making a movie together, and being co-parade marshalls at the first ever Wuxi Expat Naturist Parade, will compete against each other for the world championships of many athletic events including heavy-weight boxing, weight-lifting, arm-wrestling, drinking, log-rolling. tree-chopping, and ironman-septhapaloning.
Norris, whose visit to the WCE in 2008, saw him leave in disgust at effeminacy and perverseness of the Expatdom, says that the WCE has since redeemed itself by having Gorzo become its supreme monarch.
"Gorzo", said Norris, " is the one being in the universe I respect and I am proud to call him my friend."
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