Denmark attacks the Winnipeg, Canada Expatdom

Isolated internationally by the diplomatically brilliant maneuvering of Gorzo the Mighty, King of Wuxi, China Expatdom, Denmark did the only thing it could do and became allies with the Expatdom of Wuxi, Canada, the only possible ally a scoundrel nation can have.

It then attacked the Winnipeg, Canada Expatdom.  A force of eight million Danes attacked Winnipeg.  Danish Artillery fired a thousand rounds a minute at the city for twenty-fours hours using a deadly combination of White Phosphorous and High Explosive shells.  The Danish Air Force carpet-bombed the city for an additional forty-eight hours dropping ten-ton bombs at a rate of fifty an hour.  Danish Infantry, convinced they had the locals underground, occupied the ground firing all manner of rifles, machine guns, RPMGs, mortars, rockets, and chemical weapons at the city. Hundreds of Danish Armour brigades, using the latest Tiger 2.0 I-tanks, rumbled on the plains around Winnipeg, firing hundreds of shells at the slightest movement.  The Danish Navy also used their brand-new amphibious Air-Carriers to further intimidate the locals.

At the end of the massive attack, no Winnipeg people were killed and property damage was 88 cents.  Asked why such a tremendous, unprecedented use of military force resulted in no damage, Danish Supreme Commander Hans Christian Anderson said that perhaps his troops "didn't know how to shoot straight!"

When queried why Denmark would attack an ally it had just signed a treaty of mutual and everlasting friendship with, Danish Prime Minister Soren Kierkegaard said "What is an ally?"  When it was explained to the Danish Prime Minister that allies were friends, Kierkegaard became red-faced and said "Oopsy-Daisy-Mork-Mork!"