Gorzo the Mighty, King of Wuxi Expats, encountered God at Wuxi's Hui Shan Mountain recently. God said the following to Gorzo to pass on to Wuxi Expats:
ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' But it is okay to worship Gorzo.
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.' "You can do this for Gorzo.'
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God or Gorzo in vain.'
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother and Gorzo.'
SIX: 'You shall not murder.'
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet the local girls, you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'
ELEVEN: 'The Wuxi Red Guards are your official NFL fantasy football franchise.'
TWELVE: 'You shall be in Wuxi for the hot summertime months.'
THIRTEEN: 'You shall read all AKIC blogs.'
FOURTEEN; 'Gorzo is one my other official representative on Earth.'
A truly blessed event.
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