Free Taxicab Service commences

The Committee of the Expatdom, under the presidium of Gorzo the Mighty,
has agreed to fund a free cab service in Wuxi. A fleet of stetched Skodas
will commence operations on February 1st.

The cabs will be - painted bright pink and orange;
- carry the national bonnet flags of Canada,
the USA, and Australia, and
- be fitted with roof-top loudspeakers (playing a
selection of popular big-band melodies).
It is anticipated that a 15 minute shuttle service will operate a triangular
route between the New District, Taihu, and Zhongshan Lu, commencing in March.
Exemptions from posted speed limits is proposed.

To access the service, email the Committee for your free pass.
Then simply phone 0410 55552 6289 74223 1811270, specifying your pick-up address, and time. Please note: any inebriated persons using the free cabs will be
summarily catapulted into the Canal, and banned therafter.