Just days before his coronation, Gorzo the Mighty has announced that he has thwarted an attempt of a nefarious alliance of: Europeans sympathetic to the European Union, Australian -- North-Korean Double Agents, people from the dreaded Canadian Province of Ontario, Toronto Maple Leaf fans, Obama supporters, Iranians, and Hugo Chavez supporters to take over Wuxi Expatdom. This Euro-Fascist-Trash-Nudist Cabal would not only have threatened all civilized humanity's desire for freedom and simple decency, it would have forced all to become Nudist thereby thwarting every free man's Naturist desires.
Thwarting these people has been a great service for not just freedom-loving Wuxi Expats, but for all humanity full of decency and good will.
Gorzo liquidated most of the plotters with his atomic blasters, but, being merciful, he has decided to let a few live, for as he says "Stupidity is its own reward."
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