Ayira: the chosen one to become the Queen of Wuxi China Expatdom

To cement the alliance between the peoples of the Azanian Empire and the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo, the Mighty, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom will marry Ayira: the Chosen One, an Azanian princess, picked from a pool of over a thousand Azanian pincesses, provided by Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda, Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University,

The marriage ceremony will take place at the Wuxi Christian Church with the Most Reverend Augustine of Hippo conducting the service. Leaders from everywhere in the world, except North Korea, Denmark, Mordor, and Toronto (Canada), will attend.

The upcoming marriage was one of the terms of a treaty of friendship and mutual defense signed in late February between the two leaders. The Expatdom is still looking for a WCE virgin to marry Seth. Gorzo has thanked Seth for "his patience and understanding in this matter."

The World tabloid press has proclaimed Ayira: the Chosen One, the hottest first lady to appear on the world scene since Mrs. Nicolas Sarkozy, and more beautiful than Mila, the wife former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney -- Mila Mulroney is currently said to be the most beautiful first lady of all recorded human history. Ayira: the Chosen One is six foot nine inches tall, has four Ph.D.'s (in nuclear physics, economics, neurobiology, and chemistry), is better-proportioned than Pamela Anderson, possesses the athletic prowess of a world-class triathlete, the iron will of a Lady Thatcher, the sunny optimism of a Ronald Reagan, and the humility of a Mother Teresa. Many have speculated that Ayira: the Chosen One will be able to compete with Prime Minister Mango for the admiration of the world male population.

Gorzo has said he is very excited at the prospect of having an earthly wife. Currently, he has six wives in other parts of the Universe, who are not able to survive in the Earth's atmospheric pressure. Said Gorzo, "I look forward to having beautiful children who will become wise and benevolent rulers of the Wuxi China Expatdom. For I now know what it means to be in love."