The World male population is debating the cause of the hole in the Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister's stocking. Prime Minister Mango, demurely mentioned the matter to an assembled gathering of media and admirers, all of whom were hoping to see the PM undress before taking a shower.
U.S. president Barack Obama blamed the hole on the charged U.S. political rhetoric, the Tea Party, and George Bush's economic policies. He said would have more to say on the matter in another special joint session of congress.
Nobel Prize Winning Economist Paul Krugman blamed the hole on the inadequacy of U.S. stimulus programs, and the current climate of hate in the U.S.
The Iranian President blamed the hole on a Zionist Conspiracy.
Al Gore said the hole was proof of Global Warming.
Charlie Sheen said the hole was further proof he was "bi-winning!"
Hilary Clinton said that Mango's Hole was less of a problem than the U.S. Grand Canyon.
Bill Clinton promised to fix the hole personally.
Pope Benedict XVI said he would pray that the hole could be repaired.
Andis Kaulins said he lots of holes in his socks, and didn't see the need to buy more socks.
In Latin America, a new cult is worshipping "the holy holeista".
No comments:
Post a Comment