Gorzo is the drug of Wuxi China Expats!

Ninety percent of Wuxi Expats say that their drug of choice is Gorzo the Mighty.  Additionally, ninety eight percent of Male Wuxi China Expats say that their Prime Minister Mango is their drug as well.  This information came courtesy an Orient Express Poll of two million Wuxi China Expats conducted just after Charlie Sheen declared himself a drug in an much-publicized interview.

Only a few Expats differed from the general consensus in drug of choice.  Andis Kaulins said he was dyspeptic and didn't take drugs.  Hans Zimmerman said his drug was Han Zimmerman's long underwear.  Ziggy Zimmerman said his drug was heroin.  Fred Minkleman said his drug was large revenue nights at Gambay's Pub.  Gorzo, King of Wuxi Expatdom, said his drug was the satisfaction Wuxi China Expats were getting from his rule.