Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi Expatdom, and his Queen, Ayira: the Chosen One have stunned the world resort community by choosing to honeymoon in Brandon and Winnipeg, Canada.
One Wuxi China Expat, from Canada, Andis Kaulins, who wished to be anonymous, expressed shock when hearing of the the Royal Couple's honeymoon plans. "I don't know about you, but Brandon and Winnipeg are the last places in the world I would want to be in March and April. The snow turns into slush and it is really, really, yucky! I really don't understand their choice. Why would a women who has a colon in her name want to go to Winnipeg? It makes no sense!"
Gorzo, reacting to denouncements of his honeymoon plans said "I don't know about you, but I think there is nothing finer, nothing more romantic, than to see a good spring run-off caused by a large volume of melting snow. And I have heard that there is a good chance of flooding this year in Winnipeg. Yes Sir! As well, I like the feeling of wearing tennis shoes in heavy knee-deep snow that is very slushy at the bottom, and getting a soaker. It makes me tingle all over in excitement. And driving a car, and splashing joggers and pedestrians -- heaven baby! It is heaven!"
Gorzo also said that he and his Ayira: the Chosen One looked forward to personally witnessing the performance of WCE Chief Inspector Harry Callahan and the WCE trio, at the World Expat Vision Song Contest to be held in Brandon, Manitoba.
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