Madame LaFarge, long time Wuxi China Expat from France, has opened the Expatdom's latest Bondage Shop. LaFarge's Fruit and Candy Bondage Shop features sweet, fruity adult recreational torture gear such as Strawberry Straps, Caramel Prods, Licorice Whips, Face Masks made from pressed and cardboardized apple paste, Honey-Dipped Hooks, Tart Truncheons, Candy Chains, Blue Berry Boots, Strawberry Belts, Cinnamon Chaps, Sugar-Coated Saddles, Cotton Candy Chainsaws, Raspberry Ropes, Chocolate-Dipped Plugs and Corks, Toffee Tool Belts, Butterscotch Breeches, Jawbreakers, Popeye Cigars, Cubed Sugar, Tomatoes, Plywood dipped in Persimmons Sauce, and sheets of Mint-Flavored Grating. As well, Madame LaFarge's Shop will offer a personalized tart-ture and cream-whipping service.
Madame Lafarge is confident of her shop's success despite entering what many experts say is an Expatdom market that is over-satiated with bondage shops -- her shop is the 150th bondage shop to be registered in the Expatdom, and there are many more underground bondage shops rumored to exist as well. Said LaFarge, "I know many of the other Bondage Shop owners, such as Hans Zimmerman of Han's German Bondage Shop, Paul Bilabong from Paul's Australian Bondage Shop, and Johnny Bucyk of the Canucklehead Bondage Shop; and I will tell you one thing: They are all very very naughty boys; and furthermore, they are naughty and disobedient shop owners who deserve a good spanking. They are been begging for this, telling me they need to stand to in a corner and have caramel fudge dripped on them....."
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