Were the four drunken Wuxi China Expats from Toronto?

There is speculation among Wuxi China Expatdom observers that the four Expats found drunk Wednesday evening were the ones from Toronto that have been missing for over a week.

Rene Dehinden, famed North American Sasquatch hunter, who has taken an interest in the WCE search, in an interview done Thursday for the show "The WCE Today" said that he had hair and stool samples of the four drunken expats analysed and found that besides drinking lots of alcohol, the Expats had been eating Kraft Macaroni and Cheese dinner, and Eat-More candy bars. Said Dehinden, "the Expats were most certainly Canadian!" Added Dehinden, "Another tell-tale sign is that the Expats hadn't eaten Molasses and Pork Chops. Being from Toronto, they probably hadn't known that Gambay's, my favorite pub in the Expatdom, has had that food on the menu for the past week."

Asked where the Expats were now, Chief Inspector Harry Callahan said "I told the four punks to make my day, and they ran away. It never for a moment occurred to me that those were the missing Expats. But when you have District Attorneys breathing down you neck and threatening to take your badge away, you become aware that a man has to know his limitations. I can't be shooting punks out of turn."