Wuxi China Expatdom Parliament to have "Swear" Days.

Gorzo the Might, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, has decreed that every Friday will be a parliamentary "Swear" Day.  Said Gorzo, "On Fridays, WCE parliamentarians can speak unparliamentarily.  They can speak candidly, and utter any words they want, like "Poo", "Canoe",  "Aardvark" and "Gonorrhea" and so on.  We don't want our politicians to talk like mummified dummies as has been all too common the practice in Western democracies.  We want our pols to say what they feel, and be admired for their frankness, while at the same time being subject to honest criticism!"

The leaders of the three major parties in the WCE parliament have all applauded the King of Wuxi's decision.  Mango, the Prime Minister of WCE and leader of the Naturist Part, said "Hell yeah!".  Iggy Poop, leader of the opposition Nudist Party, said Gorzo was "the super saucy shit" for making the decree.  John Hefner, leader of the Wuxi Sexpat Party said "T**s and A**holes. C**ts and D**ks.  I love this newly decreed freedom of speech!"