Wuxi Jaywalkers baseball team begins Spring Training.

The Wuxi Jaywalkers, defending champions of the China Expat Major League Baseball, have begun Spring Training at the Wuxi Baseball Stadium in Wuxi's Singapore Industrial Area.

Manager Casey Stench, say all veterans from the 2010 Squad -- the only undefeated team in Major League Baseball history, have reported. "They are a year older, but still virile!" said Stench.

Asked what rookies, fans of the JWs, can look forward to seeing, Manager Stench said, "We have two excellent prospects who can help us achieve another undefeated Championship season. We have this young pitcher named Rawbowski who has a 350 kmh fastball, and a loop-de-loop curveball that Chuck Norris can't hit. As well, we have a young outfielder, Guerrero Guerrero, who has the potential to hit 100 home runs and bat .600!"

Asked what the secret to the JWs immense success was, Stench said, "It helps that we have the best players in the world. But talent isn't everything. I think the fact that we shower together after every game encourages team bondage..... I mean team bonding."

The Jaywalkers application to play in the American Major Leagues has been denied. As well, the Jaywalkers are banned from playing exhibition games against American Major League Teams after the 23-2 shellacking they administered to the New York Yankees in 2009. "Chickens!" said Stench.

Instead the Jaywalkers will play in the 48 team China Expat Major Baseball League, Eastern Division. Their major rival will be the Shanghai People's Congressmen. The Conmen, as JWs fans call them, once were able to get a man on base in a match against the Wuxi team. "Never again!" said Stench.