Black American Wuxi Expats Are Participating in the Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonation Craze

Black Wuxi Expats are participating in a big way in the Archduke Sir Harry impersonation craze that is taking place in all parts, including the colonies, of the Wuxi China Expatdom.

That the craze would be taken up by Black Wuxi Expats would seem amazing to some, but not to WCEAACP President Moorfield Storey, an English Teacher at Front Page English in Meicun, who says that the Archduke's personal story is not just an inspiration to white Australians and Wuxi Expats but to people all over the world regardless of the the hue of their skin or their gender.

Said Moorfield to WCE Blogspot: “The Archduke is brother. In fact, I think he is more of a brother than Presidents Clinton or Obama. Who can not be inspired by his overcoming of a hand to mouth impoverished existence when growing up in the slums and barrios of Melbourne, where he was subject to cruel persecution and discrimination because of his godlike qualities and basic human decency? Who cannot be inspired by his unselfish personal leadership in combating the cruel segregation, slavery, and apartheid policies of the former King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor? Moore and the blogger Andis Kaulins were the only figures who stood up against this barbarity, at a tremendous cost to their personal safety. The Archduke still has be wary of assassination attempts to this day from forces of hate and jealousy. Currently, the number of assassination attempts he has had to dodge is over thirty thousand. Andis Kaulins has been forced into exile in a far flung suburb of Wuxi called Hui Shan, where he is safe from assassins because none of them know where he lives. But that is another story. The point is Archduke Sir Harry Moore has many noble qualities and is worthy of impersonation by the brothers of the WCEAACP who live in the WCE Hood!”

Moorfield, who made himself to look like a combination of the boxer Sugar Ray Robinson and the Archduke, said he was always impressed by the Archduke's athleticism. “The way the Archduke dances during one of his movie lectures reminds me of Sugar Ray in the ring.”

Accompanying Moorfield, to media interviews, were five other black Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonators: William English Walling, John E. Milholland, Oswald Garrison Villard, Frances Blascoer, and Dr. W. E. B. Du Bois.

Walling, looking a lot like the famous trumpeter Louis Armstrong, said he admired the Archduke for his artistry and personality. “It's a wonderful world thanks to the Archduke!” said Walling.

Milholland, looking a combination of the Archduke and Sammy Davis Jr., told the WCE blog that he was always a fan from “way back” of the Archduke. “I was in Vegas when the Archduke and Sammy and Frank and Dean were pals about the town. Those were the days.” said Milholland.

Villard, looking more like the Comedian Sinbad than the Archduke, said the Archduke Harry Moore is one of the most laid back fellows you would ever meet. “Harry always has a smile on his face and at least fifteen jokes to tell you! I can't help but chortle when I when around him.”

Blascoer, looking like the great economist Thomas Sowell, said he has always been inspired by Archduke Moore's libertarian instincts and his uncommon common sense. “Like the economist Sowell, Moore is interested in results and not just the intentions of some economic or political policy. He wants to make the life of every man better in real life and not just in the abstract. If only Moore or Sowell were the president of the United States right now, it would be a very wonderful world!” said Blascoer.

Dubois, bearing a great resemblance to the Civil Rights Leader Martin Luther King, told blogger Andrew Cowlinch, that he admired the Archduke's amazing oratorical abilities. “In the eleven-year period between during the reign of the Ayatollah of Mordor, Archduke Moore traveled over six million miles and spoke over twenty-five hundred times, appearing wherever there was injustice, protest, and action; and meanwhile he wrote five books as well as numerous articles. In these years, he led a massive protest in Wuxi, China, that caught the attention of the entire world, providing what he called a coalition of conscience... And inspiring his "Letter from a Wuxi China Expatdom Jail", a manifesto of the Negro revolution; he planned the drives in Meicun for the registration of Negroes as voters; he directed the peaceful march on the WCE parliament, of 250,000,000 people to whom he delivered his address, "l Like David Lean Movies", he conferred with President Ronald Reagan and campaigned for Sarah Palin; he was arrested upwards of twenty thousand times and assaulted at least ten thousands times; he was awarded five honorary degrees; was named Man of the Year by Guns & Ammo magazine in 2013; and became not only the symbolic leader of Wuxi Expat blacks but also a world figure. And when it comes to speaking, Archduke Sir Harry Moore is a master of oratory, rhythm, cadence, and a whole lot more.”

Professor Donald Kagan, head of the Classics & Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonation Department at Yale University, told the WCE Blog that he was impressed by the quality of the Harry Moore Impersonations done by the black Wuxi Expats. “While none of WCEAACP HM impersonations has been able to capture the complete essence of the Archduke, they have done more than any other HM impersonators to capture his magnificent physicality, his sheer gracefulness of movement, the wonderful cadences of his speaking, his stress-relieving ability to make one chortle, and the slap-in-the-face-and-tear-down-the-hubris-of-left-wing-sillinessing of his intellect.”