Wuxi, China Awash With Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonators

The Wuxi China Expatdom is currently awash in Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonators. Rich Little, the WCE Minister in charge of Wuxi Expat Celebrity Impersonator Registration, told WCE Blogspot that are currently 4,567,890 Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonators registered with his ministry. Blogger Andrew Cowlinch estimates that there are over six million ASHM impersonators if you count the black market unregistered ASHM impersonator market.

Why so many impersonators? Professor Johannes Aaron Mimicryberg who occupies the Elvis Presley chair at the Harvard School of Impersonation says it stems from the multi-facitedness of the Archduke. “There is no impersonator alive who is able to encompass in himself or herself an impersonation that encapsulates the complex and multi-talented being of the Archduke. So impersonators have resorted to trying to imitate one of aspect of the Archduke. That is why there are so many AHSM impersonators and no two seem to be alike!”

Some of the ASHM impersonators have tried to form groups. The most ambitious one is most certainly the one formed by the North Korean military. “Besides wanting to build a nuclear bomb, the North Koreans have wanted to have an accurate Harry Moore Impersonation.” says Military Historian and Expert John Keegan. “That's is why there are staging incredible military parades in Pyongyang. They want to impersonate the Archduke's incredible personal virility!”

Another reason for the number of AHSM impersonators is the revenue. “The only thing with growth potential in this slow word economic time, is Harry Moore Impersonation!” says former U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan.

Archduke Sir Harry Moore refused to answer questions about the amount of people trying to impersonating him. Sources close to the Archduke have said that Sir Harry looks at the efforts to impersonate him with compassionate amusement.