Experts: Andis Kaulins of Taihu Big Wave Is Really A Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonator

In an announcement that is sure to not at all be controversial, Donald Kagan, Professor of the Classics and Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonation Department at Yale University, announced that the Andis Kaulins of Big Wave is surely an impostor and that there was a 99.999999 percent chance that the figure said to be Andis Kaulins was in fact an Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonator.

Kagan said he was immediately suspicious of the Andis Kaulins of Big Wave for two reasons. “When I, like billions of others, saw the alleged Andis Kaulins conquer that 200 meter wave at Taihu, it struck me as strange that this person was doing something that only Archduke Sir Harry Moore could do.” said Kagan who was interviewed on Wuxi China Expatdom This Morning, a popular morning television show. “Also being an avid reader of the Andis Kaulins in China blog, I am well acquainted with the way the English teacher blogger lives 24-7. He lives in a district of Wuxi that is far from Taihu. It would take him ninety minutes to get to the Taihu Beach by bus. I know he is too parsimonious to take a taxi to get anywhere in Wuxi. I am also very familiar with his biography. Andis is of Latvian heritage living in Canada – two strikes against him ever having any surfing ability. The only wave he has ever saw, were from all the runners coming ahead him in the high school 1500 meter race he ran where he came in last place. It just stands to reason that the so-called Andis Kaulins of Big Wave is an Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonator.”

Asked if perhaps the so-called Andis Kaulins of Big Wave was perhaps Archduke Sir Harry Moore himself, Kagan said he had evidence that it wasn't. “The story circulating that Archduke Sir Harry Moore was filling in as a lifeguard for Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy Admiral Lloyd Bridges is true. We have taken blood samples, urine samples, and samples of gorgeously tousled locks of black hair from the life guard Harry Moore and the lab has told us that Archduke Sir Harry Moore was in fact life-guarding that day.” Off the record, Kagan told media people that now that he had locks of Archduke Sir Harry Moore hair, he would be able to retire once he sold them. “Locks of the Archduke's hair would fetch a million dollars per one part per million on the black market.”

Asked if the Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonator who conquered the 200 meter wave was in fact Andis Kaulins, Professor Kagan had a good chortle.

Asked if he had any idea who in fact was the person who conquered the 200 meter wave, Kagan said he had no idea. “All we know for sure is that is wasn't Archduke Sir Harry Moore or the blogger English teacher Andis Kaulins. It could be anyone. But studying the phenomenon of Archduke Sir Harry Moore Impersonation and being very familiar with Greek and Roman mythology, I can testify that there is something about becoming an Archduke Sir Harry Moore impersonator that makes an average person achieve things greater than anything Zeus or Hercules were said to have done!”