- Following the glorious achievements of Andis Kaulins in the WCE's Big Wave Surfing Classic,
Archduke Harry Moore has spent the past two days investigating reports of squalid, immoral, libidinous behaviour at Lake Taihu.
"I've deferred my return to the Expatdom", he said. "I'm amazed and shocked that we still seem to
harbour an infestation of immigrant sexpats. I thought that they were extinct, here in Wuxi!".
Archduke Moore has been conferring with chief law-enforcement officer DCI Harry Callahan, and
he said that flagrant breaches of the Expatdom's pure and wholesome place for nice people legislation appear to be taking place in downtown-Wuxi as well, according to a distraught and angry Archduke Moore.
"However", he warned, "both myself and a specially-formed Vice Squad, armed with the latest in
Sexpat-detectors, that is, electronic, and sniffer-dogs, - are about to swoop. By the end of this month, Sexpats will be only a distant, faded memory here in Wuxi", Moore said.
"We'll clean-up here at Taihu, for a start, - 'boys, take that phony artist direct to the WCE International airport and deport him within the hour' ", he barked.
- Official sources are not revealing further details at this time, however one spokesperson said that
Archduke Moore's War on Sexpats is expected to include "swift, sharp, and blunt, Draconian methods", and, the use of drones has not been ruled-out.
Remember. Hate the sin. Love the sinner.
ReplyDeleteArchduke Sir Harry Moore. He is the conscience of the world.
ReplyDeleteThat's me in the photo.
ReplyDeleteSo that's why they took a photo of you from the back?
ReplyDeleteNo. You dumb Scotchman! I am the painter.
ReplyDeleteArchduke Sir Harry Moore. The conscience of a generation.
ReplyDeleteArchduke Sir Harry Moore. The conscience of the Universe.
ReplyDeleteSaint Archduke Sir Harry Moore. The conscience of God.
ReplyDeleteMost Holy Father,
ReplyDelete- I seek your forgiveness for not explaining the details of this, our
righteous efforts to protect and preserve all beings in Creation.
Naturally, the principles of jus in bello will be adhered to.
DCI Harry Callahan is also fully-aware of our obligations, Holiness.