Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Sexpats To Be Eradicated from Wuxi China Expatdom, Vows Archduke Harry Moore



   - Following the glorious achievements of Andis Kaulins in the WCE's Big Wave Surfing Classic,
Archduke Harry Moore has spent the past two days investigating reports of squalid, immoral, libidinous behaviour at Lake Taihu.
"I've deferred my return to the Expatdom", he said. "I'm amazed and shocked that we still seem to
harbour an infestation of immigrant sexpats. I thought that they were extinct, here in Wuxi!".

Archduke Moore has been conferring with chief law-enforcement officer DCI Harry Callahan, and
he said that flagrant breaches of the Expatdom's pure and wholesome place for nice people legislation appear to be taking place in downtown-Wuxi as well, according to a distraught and angry Archduke Moore.

"However", he warned, "both myself and a specially-formed Vice Squad, armed with the latest in
Sexpat-detectors,  that is, electronic, and sniffer-dogs, -  are about to swoop. By the end of this month, Sexpats will be only a distant, faded memory here in Wuxi", Moore said.

"We'll clean-up here at Taihu, for a start, - 'boys, take that phony artist direct to the WCE International airport and deport him within the hour' ", he barked.

- Official sources are not revealing further details at this time, however one spokesperson said that
Archduke Moore's War on Sexpats is expected to include "swift, sharp, and blunt, Draconian methods", and, the use of drones has not been ruled-out.

9 comments:

  1. Remember. Hate the sin. Love the sinner.

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  2. Archduke Sir Harry Moore. He is the conscience of the world.

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  3. So that's why they took a photo of you from the back?

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  4. No. You dumb Scotchman! I am the painter.

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  5. Archduke Sir Harry Moore. The conscience of a generation.

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  6. Archduke Sir Harry Moore. The conscience of the Universe.

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  7. Saint Archduke Sir Harry Moore. The conscience of God.

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  8. Archduke Harry MooreMarch 28, 2014 at 6:00 AM

    Most Holy Father,

    - I seek your forgiveness for not explaining the details of this, our
    righteous efforts to protect and preserve all beings in Creation.

    Naturally, the principles of jus in bello will be adhered to.
    DCI Harry Callahan is also fully-aware of our obligations, Holiness.

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