Saturday, April 16, 2011

Admiral Bridges Gives Dream Speech

At sea, aboard the WCERN's mega-carrier, Fred Astaire,
Admiral Lloyd Bridges delivered a brief, extemporized - yet tear-inducing,
going-home speech.

"I had a dream", he emoted, "that one day I would
find and catch the Ayatollah of Mordor, and now I can say that
he's chained at last! Chained at last!
Oh Lard-Almighty, he's chained at last!"

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