Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wuxi China Expatdom Poet Laureate McClusky claims to have seen the Kraken monster in Lake Taihu.

Wuxi China Expatdom Poet Laureate McClusky has claimed to have seen the legendary Kraken in Lake Taihu not far from the WCE Freeport..   Said McClusky  "Below the thunders of the upper deep; far, far beneath in the abysmal lake, its ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep has been interrupted by the mighty throng at the Wuxi China Freeport. The Kraken has awaketh as the faintest sunlights flee.  I saw about his shadowy sides: above him swell, huge sponges of millennial growth and height; and far away into the sickly light, from many a wondrous grot and secret cell numbered and enormous polypi that winnow with giant arms the slumbering green!  There hath would he lain for ages and would have lain battening upon huge sea-worms in his sleep, until the latter fire shall heat the deep.  But now once by man and angels he is to be seen, and in roaring he shall rise and on the surface, many may die."

Assistant Chief Inspector Jack Josephson, says he takes McClusky's reports seriously.  "We are crossing our fingers that the Wuxi China Navy Expatdom Aircraft Carrier carrying Gorzo the Mighty, Harry Callahan and Admiral Lloyd Bridges arrives in time to fight the monster!"

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