For a day, the crew of the WCERN Joseph Conard had to wait for fog to clear before they could continue their journey on the Assiniboine River to Winnipeg, and the lair of the Ayatollah of Mordor, the former King of Wuxi wanted for crimes against good taste and chocolate.
When the fog did clear, the Joseph Conrad was reportedly attacked by an unseen group, who shot lard arrows from the safety of a nearby forest. Details are unclear, but it is said that one of the Joseph Conrad's crew was injured in the attack. No word on who was injured. The crew consists of WCERN Admiral Lloyd Bridges; Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom; his Queen Ayira: The Chosen One; Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan; and Fred Minkleman, owner of Gambay's Pub in Wuxi's 1912 Bar District.
This is beginning to sound scary.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Insp Harry Callahan has a couple
of trained sniffer-dogs there, to help with
locating that felon?
I lay awake at nights worrying about them.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that Callahan's icy stare can scare even the most rabid dog.