The owner of Hardy's Har Har Comedy Club, Willy Aardvark Crazy Kook Yakushev Hardy, held a special summit meeting with U.S. Vice President Joe Biden Saturday. Hardy said he played the straight man, pretending he was a representative of the Expatdom government. Biden, unsuspecting, made his usual attempt to be serious and said the most hilarious things.
Said Hardy, " He said the following:
- He asked me if we could take Charlie Sheen off their hands.
- He said he wanted to marry Prime Minster Mango.
- He also wanted to know if Mango was a man or a girl.
- He wanted our assistance in maintaining a no-fly zone over Lydia, the tattooed lady.
- He asked if we were doing alright after the tsunami.
- He extended his warm regards to the Ayatollah of Mordor.
- He asked if it was true that Wuxi Expats could marry women.
- He needed to know if he was breaking protocol with me by wearing just sandals.
- He wanted to get Bob Dylan tickets.
- Seeing the Baboons in the 1912 Bar District, he asked if the Democrats were having a convention.
- Biden expressed amazement at the price of DVDs, and then bought a hundred.
- Biden told me he was an Expat once, when he lived in Illinois.
- At the Wuxi Expatdom Government Building, he had long conversations with the dead bureaucrats.
- He said he brought two years supply of laundry with him.
- Meeting an Wuxi Expat from India, Biden bragged he could speak Indian. "Many moons I ago I went to New Delhi" Biden said, "I saw heaps big piles of garbage. In the streets there were no buffalo, but many cows!"
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