Wuxi China Expatdom Beer Company planning to sell one billion liters of beer in April, 2011.

With so many reasons to celebrate living in the Expatdom of Wuxi, China, the Wuxce Beer Company looks to sell one billion liters of beer in April 2011, and centuple (100x) its revenue over the next three months, CEO Thomas Penteli told reporters at a new conference held at the Millard Filmore memorial press center of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District.  

Said Penteli, "With the royal marriage, the impending capture of the Ayatollah of Mordor, the WCE victory at the World Expatdom Vision Song Contest, the upcoming Wuxi Jaywalker baseball season, the much anticipated return of the Wuxi China Expatdom Contingent to the Expatdom, Prime Minister Mango's birthday, the World Zen Food Transfer Championship, several Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame inductions, increasing GDP and standard of living in the Expatdom, the christening of all those Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy Ships, and, if rumors are true, the pregnancy of Queen Ayria: The Chosen One; Wuxi China Expats have many, many reasons to drink and be merry.  Our company will capitalize on this atmosphere of good cheer by offering Wuxi Expats a wide range of traditional draught including Wuxce's Xi Hui Pale Ale, Wuxce's Tai Hu Dark Ale, Wuxce's Jiangyin Medium Dark Ale, Wuxce's Beitang Steam Lager, Wuxce's Binhu Honey Lager, Wuxce's Yangshan Peach Lager, Wuxce's Hui Shan Pineapple Beer, Wuxce's Li Hu Clear, Wuxce's Tianyi Creek Lager, Wuxce's Chongan Cream Ale, Wuxce's Nanchang Quintuple Strong,  Wuxce's Yixing Bamboo Beer, and Wuxce's Original Tianyi Draught -- all with your choice of alcohol by volume from zero to ten percent."