Thursday, April 14, 2011

Wuxi China Expatdom to have a parliament for Monkeys.

Wuxi China Expatdom Human Prime Minister Mango has announced plan to begin the world's first ever monkey parliament.

Elections for the 308 seats in the Wuxi China Expatdom Monkey Parliament will take place on Monday, May 2, 2011.  The leader of the biggest party in the monkey parliament will be the Wuxi China Expatdom's first ever Monkey prime minister.

Wuxi China Expatdom Humans, with the exception of those from Ontario, Canada, are ineligible to run or vote in these monkey elections.

Mango said the Wuxi China Expatdom is giving a monkeys a parliament for the yeoman work done by them in the WCE taxation department.  Monkeys currently man all tariff points of entry to the Expatdom.

The election is expected to be contentious as five major parties compete for seats:  The Monkey Liberals, The Sensible Monkeys, Chimpanzee Co-operative Federation, The Green Ape Party, and the Bloc Orangutan (a separatist party).

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