At the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China, Director Laurentis Dela Dino announced the cast for the Gladiator School 5. Said Dela Dino, "it is with great pleasure that I announce that the star of the Gladiator School movies and prominent Wuxi China Expat, Harry Moore, has agreed to allow Brad Pitt and George Clooney to appear in supporting roles in Gladiator School 5: Expat Gladiators conquer the Roman Empire. Since the release of the first Gladiator School movie four years ago , Pitt and Clooney have practically begged, on hands and knees, to Harry Moore and Moore's sidekick Harry Callahan to let them appear in a sequel to Gladiator School. At their first pleadings, Moore immediately expressed skepticism about the pretty boy American stars ability to take on roles requiring true virility and manliness. He has forced Pitt and Clooney to train as elite Gurkha paratroopers, live on a desert island for six months, live in the desert for another six months, live with Chuck Norris for yet another six months, and serve in the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy to prove their bona fides. Moore thinks they can now get supporting roles as towel boys in the many bath scenes that will be shown in GS5."
The Gladiator School movie series, produced by the Wuxi China Expatdom's 21st Century Tofu Studios, has already become eight times more popular than the James Bond, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Carry-On, and Dirty Harry franchises combined.
The Gladiator School's story of a reluctant gladiator hero Spartacle, as portrayed by Harry Moore, has found mass appeal among an audience of females bemoaning modern culture's lack of real men, and among males suffering from he-man deficiency syndrome.
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