Fred and Frank Minkleman, twin brothers and co-owners of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, shocked the Bar and Tourism Industries simultaneously by announcing their plans to spend their honeymoon in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Fred Minkleman, acting as spokesman for recently married couple, defended his admittedly "unorthodox" decision by saying that the people he has meet only nice people from Saskatchewan -- the only place in the world which he could say that of.
"Sure!", said Minkleman, "Saskatchewan has a reputation for dullness and turpitude, but all the people I have meet from these so-called exciting places like British Columbia and California are a---holes. They seen to take greater pride in being from these places than in their actual persons. People from Saskatchewan are as nice as their topography is flat. I and Frank will rather hang out with nice people than hang out at a so-called nice place with self-actualizing travellers!"
The Minklemans will spend the entire month of July in Saskatchewan.
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