Thomas Annus to return as head of Merko Ehitus

One of the Wuxi China Expatdom's richest businessmen Thomas Annus has announced that he will return as head of Merko Ehitus which he left three years ago because of the involvement in so-called land swapping scandal, writes Äripäev.  Annus was later cleared of all charges, when it was discovered that he was a victim of a plot perpetuated by the previous King of Wuxi, a.k.a. the Ayatollah of Mordor.

Said Annus, "Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC. Gee, its good to be back home!  Let me hear those Wuxi erhuos blaring out.  Come and keep this Expat warm!  I am back in the Wuxi China Expatdom!  Oh Yeah!  You don't know how lucky you are.  Back in the WCE!  Well, Suzhou Expat girls really gross me out!  They never take a shower!  And Shanghai Expat Girls are really dolled up.  But they are plastic and all, and really Beixin Jiangsu girls are always on my mind! Yeah!  Man!  It's good to be back home in the Wuxi China Expatdom, the kingdom of Gorzo the Mighty!  The old stomping grounds of Harry Moore and T.E. Lawrence.  Wuuuuuuuu   Whoooooooo!"