Two Wuxi Expats say they want their good names back.

Two Wuxi Expats say that their Twitter accounts had been hacked, and that a series of embarrassing and rude tweets, accompanied by photos, had been sent to all their associates. They say that great damage has been done to their reputations and relationships in the Wuxi China Expatdom. In acquiring an interview with the Wuxi China Expatdom's premier news service, Orient Express, the Expats said they wished to launch a publicity campaign in hopes of getting their good names back.

"Let it be known far and wide. From the shores of Taihu Lake to the top of Hui Shan Mountain, let it be known that those tweets were not ours. Sound Clarions!. Bring back the loud hailers from the Cultural Revolution! Bang bells at the temples throughout the Expatdom! Let everyone know we are innocent!" said the Expats in unison.

The first Expat, Frank Frankfurter, an engineer and Gambay's customer, said that tweets saying "You want dessert!" accompanied by photos of him in a cheesecake posture were sent without his authorization from his Twitter account.

The second Expat, Cornelius Monkey Boy Maggot Eater Anti Hygiene Anti Work ethic Troll, English teacher and former man-about-town said that tweets saying "I am a Jim Dandy Dandy" accompanied by photos of him sitting nude in an over-sized glass of mint julep were likewise sent without authorization from his Twitter account.

" We seek not revenge on whoever did this. We would be hypocritical to condemn this hacking outright. All we want are our good names back!" said Frankfurter and Monkey Boy Maggot Eater Anti Hygiene Anti Work Troll.