Andis Kaulins, stunned the world, by winning an election to become the president of the ten million member Wuxi Expat Rifle Association (WERA), succeeding its first president Charlton Heston.
Kaulins, a long-time English teacher and blogger in the Wuxi China Expatdom, won the election with seventy percent of the vote taking all the votes in the Wuxi China Expatdom Electoral College. The Wuxi Rifle Expatdom Rifle Association presidency is considered to be the third most important elected position in the Expatdom behind Wuxi China Expatdom Kingship and the Expatdom Prime Ministership.
At his election headquarters, Kaulins told a cheering crowd of supporters that he wanted, from now on, to be referred to as "El Presidente", and that he would do his best to further enhance the gun rights of Wuxi China Expatdomites. President-elect Kaulins praised Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty for adopting laws favourable to gun rights advocates, and he further hoped that his majesty would support his proposal for mandatory gun ownership among all Wuxi Expats.
"A well-armed society is a polite society" shouted Kaulins as he ended his victory speech.
All Expats join in congratulating El Presidente to this worthy position. El Presidente will hold his gun high, like a shining beacon of hope, liberty and freedom throughout the Expatdom.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that he is an expert marksman,
and that he'll keep his gun warm and his barrel straight.
Tears come to my eyes.
ReplyDeleteThanks Dirt E.