Friday, September 30, 2011

Wuxi China Expatdom King tells his subjects to take off their work boots and put on their slippers

Hearing about a speech U.S. President Barack Obama made to a group of black congressman, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty told his subjects that it was okay for them to take off their work boots and put on their slippers.  

Said his majesty: "Wuxi China Expatdomites have worked hard in the past few years, restoring the Expatdom to its place among the great nations of the Earth -- a position we lost when the Expatdom was in the clutches of the Ayatollah of Mordor.  We have increased the GDP by a factor of a million in the time since we deposed the former King of Wuxi.  We now have a GDP ten times larger than the rest of world combined.  I think we can relax.  We have worked hard.  Heck, we can even complain about sore joints and muscle aches.  We have earned it  It just goes to show you that Obama has been appealing too long to the lazy and indolent.  Telling his followers to take off their slippers is a good start.  Although I don't see why he can't have them put on their work boots.  Who wears marching shoes these days?"

The King of the Wuxi China Expatdom made his speech in reaction to President Obama who told Black Congressman to "take off their slippers and put on their marching shoes."

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