Dazzle wowed a crowd of 300,000 at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District with their final performance in the WCE Strip Team Competition-- a strip tease performed to Frank Sinatra's Summer Wind. The performance garnered perfect marks from all the judges, including the North Korean, Mordorian, and East German. By winning, Dazzle pulled off one of history's greatest strip competition upsets. Punters from all over the world had stopped taking bets on the competition. Not of them thought that Dazzle could beat the Chuck Norris -- Harry Callahan -- Harry Moore Experience. But that was what Dazzle did.
Harry Moore, captain of the Chuck Norris -- Harry Callahan -- Harry Moore Experience was gracious in defeat. Said Moore: "Choosing to strip to Lady Gaga's Poker Face was a big tactical mistake on our part. But let's face it, Dazzle are the way of the future. What we witnessed today was a passing of the guard in the male striptease competition world. We were the world champions thirty years running, so we have nothing to be ashamed of today. I wish Dazzle all the best in the 2011 Worlds. They must remember that not only are they representing the Wuxi China Expatdom, they are representing the hopes of free man everywhere in the universe!"
The members of Dazzle: Dennis Gorman, Andis Kaulins, and Zach Landon, are English teachers at HyLite International English School.
You can tell more about a man when he is defeated than when he succeeds. Harry's gracious comments show him to be a Saint. I make him one now even though he isn't dead yet.
ReplyDeleteGo for it! Popey Wopey!
ReplyDeleteFor he's a jolly good fellow!
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ReplyDeleteAnd so say all of us!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWay to go Harry!
ReplyDeleteI am the members of Dazzle will have a hard time filling the shoes and socks (and than taking them off!) of the Chuck Norris -- Harry Callahan -- Harry Moore Experience.