Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Lawrence Misses Andis Kaulins' Induction But Begins Celebrating Anyway




Major T.E. Lawrence: "Why, why? Why is it that I had to go riding-off
into the desert, and so I wasn't here for the
ceremony! Wahhhhhh!

Colonel Harry Brighton: "Now look here, Lawrence, old chap, no need
for getting yourself all worked-up. You're back here in
Gambays now, so cheer up!"

Lawrence: "No! Andis will never ever-ever-ever forgive me!".

Brighton: "It's all perfectly understandable. And, The Ceremony was filmed
by 28 Super Panavision 70s. It will begin screening next week at the
Dorothy Chandler Pavilion, so you can see every second of it!. Harry
Moore, and Sir David, are just putting the finishing-touches to the
editing, right at this moment!".

Lawrence: "Great! In that case, I'll have two more lemonades, please, Fred, with
lots of ice! And, I'm desperate for a smoke - has anyone here
got some Camels?".

1 comment:

  1. Dirt E.Harrie, how dare you commit this, this,
    shameful ATROCITY!, with Sir David!?

    You're going to be in big trouble, now, boy!

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