Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Dignitaries Begin Arriving in Wuxi China Expatdom for Great Conservative Smokers & Gun-Owners Summit Meeting


After arriving in the WCE late yesterday afternoon, President Ronald Reagan was given a formal grand reception dinner last night, hosted by King Gorzo The Mighty.

King Gorzo said that other Conservatives will be arriving over the next two days, with the first of the Summit conferences to begin this weekend.

In response, President Reagan said that he felt deeply honoured and
proud to be in the Expatdom. He said that the WCE is a place that "feels just like home to me". "Citizens here enjoy the fruits of democratic rights that we value so very much. I can smoke here, anytime and anyplace I choose, unlike in those marshmallow-nations where the namby-pamby radicals have ruined so many great things."

More Summit delegates will be here soon. Each will be presented with a gold Ronson cigarette lighter as they arrive.

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