Wuxi China Sexpat Feminist alliance Co-Leader demands investigation of run in the thigh of Wonder Woman's tights

John Hefner, member of parliament and co-leader the Wuxi China Sexpat-Feminist Alliance, demanded a parliament committee be set up to find out why Wonder Woman was seen to have a run in the inner thigh of her tights when she paid a visit to the Wuxi China Expatdom Veterans Hospital.

Hefner, said he was so aggravated and angered, by what he called "a breach of protocol," that he said he would personally head the committee to investigate the inner thigh run of Wonder Woman and would waive his right to receive a parliamentary investigative committee stipend.

Hefner quickly backed away from his demands, however, when Prime Minister Mango said "that's my wife you are talking about!"