Some Wuxi Expats, were seen to exit the washrooms of the Chestnut Pub, enter the bar area, sit beside patrons unknown to them, and assert that squirrels were not mammals.
These Wuxi Expats, mostly members of the Wuxi China Expatdom Joe Biden Appreciation Group (WCEJBAG) and the Occupy Chestnut Pub Urinals and Toilet Expat Protest Society (OCUTEPS), were belligerent when confronted by local media who questioned their assertions.
The WCEJBAGers and the OCUTEPSers were overheard to say: "Don't mess with us!" and "Don't screw with us" and "Don't put words in our mouths!" and "Squirrels aren't mammals because trees aren't mammals and that is where they live!"
When the media wouldn't back down, the WCEJBAGers and OCUTEPSers fled to the toilets, put their heads in the toilets, and ignored further questioning.
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