WCEFAS President Harry Moore's speech resulted in delirious behavior among the delegates that was similar to that of the U.S. Congressman who screamed like teenage girls during Moore's speech to a Joint Session of the U.S. congress earlier in the week. Moore's speech, which was supposed to be thirty minutes long, ended up taking twelve hours to deliver as it was interrupted by long standing ovations and delirious delegates rushing the podium to hug or touch the WCEFAS president. Two times during the speech, fire hoses were used to spray the delegates down in hopes of cooling their ardor.
As the speech ended, all the delegates held hands in peace, and then formed a conga-line which did eight laps around the U.N. Assembly's auditorium. Israeli and Palestinian delegates could be seen exchanging name cards and phone numbers. North Korea and South Korea promised to shut the DMZ dividing their country forthwith and sign a peace treaty. America and Iran promised to resume diplomatic relations.
But the peace lasted about ten minutes. Ten minutes was the time it took for delegates from Arab countries to go to their lockers and get their automatic weapons. The Arabs only meant to practice their long-standing habit of celebrating by firing automatic weapons in the air. Unfortunately, they decided to fire the weapons inside the auditorium and inadvertently killed two delegates from Mexico. This was the spark that resulted in pitched battles in the general assembly that resulted in 89 fatalities.
U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon said the deaths were unfortunate, but that the ten minutes of World Peace that the WCEFAS president's speech had brought to the world was a first in history. "WCEFAS president Moore's speech was a small step by a man to bring a lasting peace to Mankind!" said the Secretary General.
This is all very suprising that Harry Moore is something of an orator. I have met Harry Moore a couple of times, and he had trouble putting even two words together!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's had some voice/dialogue-coaching from Andis Kaulins.
Puzzling.
Moore just puts on an act with you.
ReplyDeleteIf he always speaks like a silver-tongued orator, he would have a moment of privacy.
No one wants a screaming Dirt E. Harrie to chase them.