Bela Lagrogli, professor of Halloween studies at Gorzo the Mighty University, says that the Expatdom's tremendous collection of great personalities has been a boon for the costume industry. "Who do you want to dress up as?" asked Lagrogli. "King of Wuxi Gorzo the Mighty, Prime Minister Mango, Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President and best-selling author Harry Moore, Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, Wonder Woman, Queen Ayira: The Chosen One, Admiral Lloyd Bridges, Air Marshall Gregory Peck, Poet Laureate Alfred Lord McClusky, Fred Minkleman or Wally Droop? The choices are all so intriguing that I plan on wearing at least four of the costumes! And think of what Harry Moore has done for the bikini brief industry. There are a lot of people making good money this Halloween!"
Jim Carrey, owner of Masks-R-Us, says he has already sold ninety five million Gorzo masks and seventy nine million Mango skirts.
The biggest Halloween Party in Wuxi, China will be at Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District where the winner of the best costume will win an Aircraft Carrier completely manned by the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy.
Smaller parties will be held at the Chestnut Pub and Room 101. Wally Droop, owner of the Chestnut, says one should come see the Occupy movement protesters who are living in his urinals. "They have dressed themselves up as toilet brushes!" Co-owners of Room 101, the only bondage club in Wuxi, China, Keith Olbermann, Michael Moore, and Anthony Weiner, say they will host a Halloween party dedicated to bringing back the Pagan, torture, and human-sacrificial aspects of Halloween.
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