Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Another Arrival Of Eminent Great Conservative Smoker & Gun Owner for Summit Meeting



Another delegate for this weekend's Great Conservative Smokers & Gun-Owners Summit Meeting arrived in the Expatdom this morning.
The WCE's highly-esteemed and well-known Andis Kaulins, was on hand to greet Mr Charlton Heston.
Andis Kaulins succeeded Charlton Heston in the role of El Presidente of the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association (WERA). Pumping Charlton Heston's hand, El Presidente said that he was delighted. "We have a great affinity, of course. There's nothing we like better than having rifles in our hands, and, we can sample each other's cigarettes too."

El Presidente will deliver the keynote address at the Summit Conference, however, more VIP delegates are scheduled to arrive in the Expatdom tomorrow.

After Charlton Heston had a chance to go into his hotel washroom to freshen-up, El Presidente Kaulins took him out to Lake Taihu so that they could get some target-practice in. The pair fired-off at least 1500 rounds each to get their guns up to operating temperature, and then they settled-down for some serious shooting.

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