Wuxi China Expat from Australia doesn't want other Expats or other Sexpats to touch his Norks.

Lewis Oswald, a Wuxi China Expat from Australia who is president of the Hands Off North Korea group, angrily walked into the Room 101 Pub and told patrons that he didn't want them laying a hand on his Norks.

The Patrons of the Room 101 Pub were a little confused, not knowing what Norks or norks he was referring to.

Said one patron:  "I wonder if he is referring to Jin Yung and Hee Yun -- those two North Korean girls he adopted.  They are currently 19 and 20 years old, respectively, and are maturing into quite pretty things!  Most of the patrons, of course, want to get to know them!"

Another patron, from San Francisco, said "I wonder if he is talking about his man-norks.  Last night, at the 101, the patrons has a serious petting session among themselves.  Oswald was there and, of course, took part."

Duston Short, who told reporters that he didn't want word let out that he wasn't at the Chestnut Pub where he was supposed to be working but had called in sick, said Oswald's talk was pretty hypocritical.  "He was grabbing my norks and wouldn't let go last night!"

Oswald hasn't been available, since his tirade, to offer clarification.