Showers in the Wuxi China Expatdom Parliament to become Bi-Partisian

A decision of the Wuxi China Expatdom Parliament Parliamentary Facility Committee, to make the shower facilities in the Parliament Bi-Partisan, has been greeted with mixed reaction from WCE members of parliament.

Some have praised the decision to put the parliamentary showers and lockers, which had previously been divided by party and gender, into one "big tent" area.  Anthony Weiner, a member of the Wuxi Sexpat Feminist Alliance, said: "Group showering is the avenue to human understanding, tolerance, and peace!"

Others, including the military junta controlling the opposition Nudist Party, reluctantly agreed to the showering arrangements, but only after assurances that they would be allowed to take sidearms into the shower with them.

Those critical of the new bi-partisan showering arrangements said that wanting bi-partisanship was akin to wanting uni-partisanship and thus dictatorship.  Said Hank Williams Junior, an MP from the Naturist Party:  "Can you imagine Hitler and Netanyahu showering together?  What could that possibly accomplish?"