The Duke Rides In For WCE Conservative Smokers & Gun-Owners Summit

With only one day left prior to the Summit Meeting of Great Conservative
Smokers and Gun Owners, the Duke John Wayne arrived in the Expatdom today mounted on his horse.
Cantering up to Xihui Park, the venue for the Summit, the Duke dismounted, began unloading 28 cartons of Camels from his saddle bags, then he placed both his
ivory-handled Colt .45s in his waist holsters.

The popular, handsome Conservative was warmly greeted by the more-popular and more-handsome Andis Kaulins, the convenor of the Conference. "AK!", bellowed Wayne,
"great to meet-up with ya again, pilgrim!".

The pair discussed the schedule for the Conference, and Andis Kaulins assured John Wayne that no Lefties, hippies, non-smokers, or Comanches would be there.
Wayne said "You never change the truth none, Andis, there's right and there's wrong, and I know you always do everything right". "And if I do see any non-smokin' Leftie sunnuva hereabouts, why, I'll paddle their pink rump", said the Duke.

AK said that although Harry Moore was leaving for the 'States shortly, he'd definitely be at the Summit.

Just at that moment, Dennis Gorman rode past on a somewhat old, shaggy, small horse. "How long have some of your boys down here been mounted on sheep?", quipped Wayne, with a good-natured chuckle.

Andis Kaulins offered Wayne a Lucky Strike, and then he produced his
AC-566 fully automatic (Sturm Ruger & Company). "That's one helluva shooting-iron ya got there Andis, I coulda used that at the Alamo", admired Wayne.

Andis Kaulins and the Duke then donned their beaver hats, saddled-up, and rode off together to Gambays' saloon.