A thousand different varieties of gel, hair spray, and pomade were on display for the festival attendees to sample.
Asked why they supported Romney, many festival attendees cited Romney's hair and presidential-looking appearance. Said Chad Goulet: "I caught a Republican debate and he easily had the best hair of candidates! He really looked super!"
One supporter, Wally Rockefeller, said he was impressed by Romney's resume. "The guy was a governor and in business. Imagine that! He must be wonderful!"
Asked about Romney's actual record and positions on issues, many admitted they didn't know for sure what they were, but said it didn't matter because they believed his hair and slick looks would conquer any trouble.
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