Wuxi Expats decide to occupy the toilets at the Chestnut Pub

A group of Wuxi Expats, inspired by the Occupy Wall Street movement as well as its offshoots, have decided to occupy the toilets at Wuxi's Chestnut Pub.  The Occupy Chestnut Pub Urinals and Toilets Expat Protest Society (OCPUTEPS) say they won't leave the pub till last call every night.

Asked what OCPUTEPS hoped to achieve, leader Duston Short said they weren't sure yet, but OCPUTEPSers were angry and wanted to achieve some good thing.  "We also really like the Chestnut Pub toilets.  They are really good for dunking our heads into.  They are wide and deep enough to dunk all of our heads into.  And occupying the Chestnut Pub sure beats the heck out of occupying Xi Hui Park!  You can't get cold beer there!" said Short.

But other then their leader, OCPUTEPSer did seem to know what they wanted.  Jilian Marchand, from Canada, said she would dunk her head in the women's toilet for democracy and women's rights.  Francois De Boom Boom said he would stick his his in the toilet for social justice.  Alan Gray said he would dunk his head in pee for free pork chops and apples sauce.  Juston Short said he would dip his head in W.C. for the working classes.  Pamela Proctor said the turds in the toilet were corporate profits and she would do whatever it took to make the profits smaller.  Leon Trotsjay said the toilet represented the situation of the lower classes and he would stick his head in with them."

Wally Droop, owner of the Chestnut Pub, said he would tolerate the Occupation for now.  "But the minute they welsh on their bar bill, they are out of here!"