Wuxi China Expatdom Scientists making tremendous advancements in edible clothing R&D

Guntus Gruber, chief scientist at the Wuxi China Expatdom Edible Food Research Institute (WCEEFRI), announced that his organization has made tremendous breakthroughs in the edible clothing research and development.

"What we have done," said Gruber, "is to take the R&D and turn it on its head!  Instead of trying to make clothing edible, we are making food wearable and usable in many contexts.  This paradigm shift in our approach has yielded many wonderful new innovations like cheeseburger bra cups, spaghetti wigs, onion ring bracelets, fish knee pads, cabbage shoulder pads, watermelon helmets and pizza pockets."

"Currently, we looking for uses for rice and moral uses for bananas."

Duston Short, the midget sumo wrestling champion of the Expatdom, has volunteered to help researchers find a way to make rice an edible version of kitty litter.  "There is nothing I love more," said Short, "than to eat used kitty litter after I have stuck my head, for thirty minutes, in a toilet.  I am excited tremendously by the possibility of real edible kitty litter.  Current kitty litter tastes a little sandy!"