Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President's visit to Dallas a success despite assassination attempt

WCEFAS President Harry Moore's trip was considered a tremendous success despite an attempt on his life that took place as his motorcade was just leaving downtown Dallas.

Moore's Air Force Diamond arrived at Dallas's Love Field where a crowd of one million came to greet the WCEFAS President.  After getting off his plane, President Moore got into a large Lincoln convertible with the mayor of Dallas, his wife, and a girl named Jackie who was to be Moore's companion in Dallas.  Moore, the Dallas mayor and their female companions rode a motorcade route through Downtown Dallas where an estimated eighty million spectators stood to get a glance of the WCEFAS President.  The sight of President Moore's Romney-like hair caused many of the female spectators, and a few of the male spectators, to faint.

But entering Dealey Plaza, at the end of the Dallas Downtown, an attempt was made on President Moore's life.  Shots were fired from at Moore from 36 windows in the Texas School Book Depository, six windows in the Dal-Tex Building, 25 windows in the Dallas Country Records Building, and 24 windows in the Dallas County Criminal Court Buildings.  Grenades were fired at President Moore from launchers placed atop the United States Post Office building.  On a rail overpass, which the motorcade was to proceed under, one hundred people threw grenades at the Lincoln convertible in which Moore rode.  At a grassy knoll and Pergolas memorial, which the motorcade was to pass, artillery, tank, rifle, mortar, and machine gun fire was directed at the motorcade.  And a fleet of ten hijacked B-52s dropped nuclear weapons on the plaza as Moore's motorcade rode through it.

Fortunately, all the assassins missed their target.  The Dallas Police Chief blamed the Oliver Stone faction of the International Film Appreciation Society for the attempt.  "The leaders of the plot had filed an application with us to use the Plaza to film JFK 2.  We unsuspectingly approved the application."

Reaction from world leaders to the assassination attempt was unanimous in its condemnation.  Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, hoping to curry favor with WCEFAS president Moore after seeing that Moore's hair was ruffled during that attempt, offered to send Moore emergency hair-care products.

Moore's motorcade arrived at the Dallas Trade Mart on schedule.  There, Moore's speech to an estimated five hundred million spectators was warmly received.  Moore's words were continually interrupted by hour-long standing ovations.  Water bombers were used during the speech to cool the crowd's ardor for Moore, who, by making the speech in the nude, prevented the crowd from rushing him to tear off his clothes.  When the speech ended, the crowd formed a conga line that was fifty miles long.

When the audience for the speech heard about the assassination attempt,  they put on suits and hats, armed themselves with pistols, rushed to the Dallas City Jail, where they shot all the alleged assassins and prevented them from being transferred to the county jail