Wuxi Expats attempt to start an "Occupy Zhongshan Road" movement.

Saying they had been inspired by the Arab Spring movements and the "Occupy Wall Street" protests in the USA, a group of thirty Wuxi Expats from Ontario, Canada attempted to start an "Occupy Zhongshan Road" movement in the downtown of Wuxi, China.

Chanting "Hay!  Hoe!  Yummy!  Yummy!  We should take a shower and get a job!!", the protesters, their hair matted with feces, were stared at by crowds of curious locals.

Asked what they were protesting for, the group members were of different opinions.  

Duston Short, the midget sumo wrestling champion of the Wuxi China Expatdom, said he wanted girls to not say no to his demands for love.  He also asked for the return of his artificial leg which was stolen by a seemingly innocent countryside girl.

Lord Brian, one of the thirty Toronto, Ontario Expats who infamously got lost last year , said he wanted free pork chops and apple sauce.

Juston Short, brother of Duston Short, said he wanted the return his artificial arm that was recently stolen by a seemingly innocent countryside girl.

Easton Short, brother of Duston and Juston Short, said he wanted to get back his glass eye which was recently stolen by a seemingly innocent countryside girl.

Kenny Dryden, goaltender for the Venice Garden Checkers ice hockey team, said he wanted to see the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

After protesting for an hour, the group became bored, and went to the Chestnut Pub to stick their heads in unflushed toilets.