Wuxi China Expat Sarah Palin Haters hold Feces-Eating Festival

Haters of Sarah Palin in the Wuxi China Expatdom decided to hold a Feces-Eating Festival to celebrate her decision to not run for the U.S. presidency.

Fifty of the Palin haters, many saying they were from Ontario, Canada, booked the Room 101 Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China to hold their festival.

The Palin haters opened the festival with what they said was a pagan torch parade.  Ten of the haters dressed in black military uniforms goose-stepped in the Room 101 Pub holding torches.  One of the marchers, Duston Short, said "Palin being a Christian and all would really hate pagan torch parades so we decided to do one!"

The torches were then used to set afire a huge pile of books that included Palin's autobiography, Mother Teresa's biography, the U.S. Constitution, FA Hayek's Road to Serfdom, and Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations.  Said Zoey Jefferson: "We know Palin loves these books so we decided to burn them!"

At the same time, many of the Palin Haters took off their clothes, rubbed their bodies with feces, and danced around the bonfire.  Said David Numberman: "We know Sarah would really hate this sort of thing so we did it!"

After the parade and bonfire dance, the Palin Haters settled down for supper.  Among the courses served were burning turds, frosted feces, feces ice cream, organic potatoes smothered in feces, and a feces veggie sandwich.  Said Kathleen Parker: "We ain't hypocrites like Sarah.  We practice what we tell her to do!  And we would expect her to do the same if she responded in kind to the things we have said about her!"

Asked how much they hated Palin, spokesman for the group Keith Olberman said: "We really hate her.  We really really hate her.  She sucks!  She sucks!  And she is stupid!   Really, really, really stupid!  What a ditzy ditz!  I tell you!  I can't believe she is a woman!  As a matter of fact, I can't believe she is a human being!  If she was elected president, we would all be eaten!  Everything she believes in, I hate, because she believes in the totally wrong things unlike us who is so smart!"

Asked if they claiming to be the complete opposite of Palin was cutting off their nose to spite their face, Olberman said that it was a good idea and they would do that at their next two minute hate Sarah session.